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Famous Among Top Surgeons in the 90s
by Kindhearted Mama
Back in 1996, when the daughter of the Old Xie family, Xie Wanying, said she wanted to be a doctor, many laughed."Phoenix begets phoenix, dog spawns dog. A truck driver’s daughter becoming a doctor is as likely as a sow climbing a tree.""I’m not just going to be a doctor, I’m going to be a female chest surgeon," said Xie Wanying.Her words provoked even greater waves of disdain within the doctors' community.Relatives who were doctors ridiculed her mercilessly: "Do you know how high the admission …
Mama's Princess is Daddy's Beloved
by Scarlet_Shine
“Ms. Li Xue, you are pregnant!” said the doctor as she handed the pregnancy report that has clearly come positive. Li Xue didn’t know how to react to the news. She had come all prepared to take the virginity test and prove to the world that all their accusations were false. She was all sure that of her virginity being intact, then how was her pregnancy even possible? This is the story of a woman, Li Xue, who has worked hard to build her modelling career. She wasn’t from a rich family where every…
Not your typical baby mama
by Miabella265
All Amy needed to do was get away from her pursuers. The last thing she thought she'd encounter was being kidnapped, drugged and offered to some smelly fat old man.But no, he wasn't any of that. Zach was simply a god. And he was drugged, just like her. It could be the drugs or she just genuinely found him irresistible. And to her luck, he didn't resist her when she made a move on him. When she found out how much of a beast he was in bed, she wasn't complaining. But she knew they were not suppose…
Verworrene Herzen - Die Baby-Mama des Alphas
by Ejiofor_Dorcas
"Dachtest du, wenn du mich heilst, würde ich dich mehr lieben?" Spöttisch packte er mich an den Haaren, während er mich zur Tür zog."Du tust mir weh, Xavier", weinte ich und schlug schwach gegen ihn. Es gab nicht viel, was ich tun konnte."Wenn ich dich jemals auch nur einen Zentimeter in meiner Nähe sehe", warf er mich gegen die Wand, "werde ich die Konsequenzen verdammen und dich töten.***Mein Gefährte und ich waren dazu bestimmt, einander zu hassen, nur ein Akt wahrer Liebe oder Selbstlosigkei…
Frightening Joke: Above the Mist
by Unfeeling Scholar
Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried.Condition improving, good personality shaping, has met the discharge criteria.Today, discharged.
More Than A Baby Mama: Less Than A Wife (A Vintage Love)
by Pluma_W143
There's nothing more important than love, Mila always told herself.Even when her boyfriend cheated on her and accused her of stealing, leading to her being fired, Mila still held onto her belief.For a 24-year-old young woman to survive in a big city where she knew nobody but her cheating boyfriend, Mila had to look for work elsewhere not just anywhere, butThe Montclair Club.For one night, she served as a salesperson for the launch of a new wine. As the saying goes, (In vino veritas) Truth in win…
Tangled Hearts - The Alpha's Baby Mama
by Ejiofor_Dorcas
"Did you think healing me would make me love you more?" He scoffed grabbing my hair as he pulled me towards the door. "You're hurting me, Xavier," I cried beating against him weakly. There was not much I could do. "If I ever see you an inch close to me," He threw me against the wall "I'll damn the consequences and kill you,". ***My mate and I were destined to hate each other, only an act of true love or selflessness from the stronger mate could set our destines on the right path but for seven ye…
Corações Enredados - A Mama do Bebê do Alfa
by Ejiofor_Dorcas
"Você achou que me curar faria com que eu te amasse mais?" Ele zombou, agarrando meu cabelo enquanto me arrastava em direção à porta."Você está me machucando, Xavier," eu chorei, batendo nele fracamente. Não havia muito que eu pudesse fazer."Se eu te ver a uma polegada de distância de mim," Ele me jogou contra a parede "Eu desafio as consequências e te mato,".***Minha companheira e eu estávamos destinados a nos odiar, apenas um ato de amor verdadeiro ou altruísmo do companheiro mais forte poderi…
Binding System
by Shooting_Star
Quote of the main character "With Binding system as my trump card, I will become the strongest man in the world and sit on my throne with beautiful women in my arms."What would you do if you died and God transmigrated you to another world?What would you do if Gods and Goddess watches and comments on your adventures?What would you do if you could communicate with Gods and Goddesses?Xiao Ming, the grandson of the Ruler, fell off a cliff when he was training martial arts with his father.When he tho…
Grand Wedding Evening
by Kindhearted Mama
Introducing the new story "Return to '81: The Struggle of the Eldest Sister" – a heartwarming pampering tale, a tale of marital love, a tale of a woman's self-empowerment.That year, Ning Yunxi willingly married. On the day she took her vows, everyone around doubted the union, and her family declared,she shouldn't expect to receive a single penny from home.Her husband was an orphan with a bunch of little radish head siblings?No one believed her soldier husband would one day become a high-ranking …
Triplets: Ayah, Tolong Manjakan Kami Sedikit
by You said baby
Lima tahun yang lalu, dia adalah lelucon terbesar di Haishi! Tujuh bulan dalam kehamilannya, dia menemukan bahwa pria dari malam penuh gairah itu bukan calon suaminya.Pria yang sangat dia cintai ternyata telah berselingkuh dengan saudara perempuannya...Lima tahun kemudian, dia kembali untuk membalas dendam bersama anak jeniusnya yang menggemaskan.Untuk kejutannya, ternyata ayah dari anak tersebut adalah pria paling berkuasa!Sejak itu, dia menjadi wanita yang paling dicemburui di dunia!Tycoon Qi …
Suami Pungutan Mama
by Uvieyy
Warning 21+ penuh nafsu ops... yang di bawah umur harap menyingkir. ssssssstKhaibar. Seorang lelaki yang mencari rongsokan untuk memenuhi kebutuhan hidup dirinya dan ibunya yang sakit-sakitan setelah ia ter-PHK dan sulit untuk mencari pekerjaan lagi. Ia bertemu dengan wanita paruh baya saat sedang mengais tempat sampah untuk mencari botol bekas. Wanita itu menatapinya sedari tadi lalu tersenyum ke arahnya. "Nak, sudikah kau menikah dengan anakku? Berapapun kau meminta uang akan aku kasih!" pinta…
Muerte... y yo
by Suiyan
Muerte... y yo######Lee el primer capítulo. Tal vez te guste. ;)
Despertar del Talento: Yo, el Despertado más Débil, Comienzo con el Hechizo de Fuego de Dragón
by Red_Skin_Duck
```¡Actualización diaria! 9 a. m. PST----------------------En la era del Despertar Universal en la Esfera Azur, conviven infinidad de razas y dioses.Diablos, dioses oscuros y monstruos descienden al reino mortal, solo para encontrarse con los Despertados.Howard, durante su Ritual de Despertar, descubre talentos duales: Recuperación de Maná de rango F y el talento supremo: Síntesis Suprema.Mantiene un perfil bajo, ocultándose como un magus común.¡A través de innumerables actos de síntesis, forja …
Yo me convierto en la jefa bebé de la mafia
by Zehell2218
—¿De repente te conviertes en jefa de la mafia en un mundo de superpoderes y solo tienes 3 años?Ainsley Sloan, una joven de 20 años amante del anime, transmigrada de repente en el cuerpo de una niña pequeña.El padre se escapó con una mujer, y la madre era solo una madre sustituta. ¡Los dos dejaron atrás a su bebé de 3 años para gobernar una familia mafiosa de tamaño mediano!No, ¡esto no puede ser!Ainsley se vio obligada a abrazar la abandonada Familia Sloan y llevar a su familia a la cima del pe…
Ayah Super Anak Kesayangan
by Ban Cheng Fan Xue
Dia adalah raja dunia hiburan yang menangani semuanya. Masih bujangan dan tidak memiliki skandal apapun. Suatu hari, seorang perempuan dan anak perempuannya membuat hidupnya bergejolak. Si anak perempuan memegangnya sangat erat, dan tidak ingin melepaskannya. "Paman ganteng, aku seperti menemukan Papa yang hilang bertahun tahun lalu!" Hou Yunshen merasa tak nyaman. "Aku? Papa?!" Si anak perempuan cantik dengan bangga menarik mamanya mendekat, "Mama, aku sudah menemukan tiket masa depan untukmu, …
Mama's Boy
by A.C. Katt
Chase Summers spends his time writing gay romance and chauffeuring his mama around town. One day after taking her to breakfast, lunch, and four supermarkets, Chase has had enough. It doesn't hurt that he met a handsome stranger over a can of green beans and wants to explore the possibilities without his mama's interference.
Awas, Papa! Mama Mau Membunuhmu!!
by VorstinStory
Qiao Anxia seorang assassin dengan masa lalu kelam. Suatu hari berniat merebut suami dari musuhnya bebuyutannya. Kehilangan malam pertama hanya demi balas dendam namun...yang ia tiduri adalah saudara suami musuhnya?? Richard Calvin, pria yang terkenal sebagi hero bagi para korban ketidakadilan para penguasa.Apa jadinya ketika kedua orang bertolak belakang ini menikah hanya karena seorang anak jenius yang imut serta menyenangkan ingin menjodohkan mereka. Dan anak itu adalah hasil pembuahan mereka…
Billionare's Escaped Baby Mama: Seductress On The Run
by Bloodrose_7
Five years ago, everything shattered.An accident. A baby. A goodbye with no turning back.She vanished from the world she once knew, pregnant and alone.No degree. No future.Just her, a secondhand car, and a daughter who calls her “mama” between cheap takeout meals and midnight Didi runs.By day, she's invisible.By night, she drives circles around a city that’s too big for broken dreams.She’s used to passengers coming and going, until he gets in her car.The man she once loved. The father of her chi…